What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

What are the logical reasons against requiring an ID to vote in the USA? If the government offered to provide IDs for this purpose I fail to see why people are against it.

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.